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What's New
That faggot website we told you about earlier, FailCyclopedia, yea, it is trying to start some pussy fight with us. They basically copied the ED article and called it wikifail. Don't bother viewing it, since it is just as chillingly retarded as the rest of the site. Oh yea, you'll get some kicks outta this- in the article they write that WHAT?? is the admin and that Adminrar Jirr404 are the janitors. FUCKING GENIUS. It's not like the name Adminrar is suggestive in any way. Fucktards. Adminrar
Changes
We now have a new ^{[Citation Needed]} template, visit the Help page to learn how to add it to pages We now have a much better editing toolbar. There's over three times as many editing buttons you can use, check them out.

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1. There are no rules 2. Just kidding, there's rules 3. No CP, it results in IP bans and more stuff we don't want to do 4. No racism, that is a crime, and crime is for black people 5. We are not responsible for anything you do, this is a wiki 6. Have fun, be safe, enjoy a Guinness, and wreak havoc

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“	I'm going to light up a fat blunt and then I'm going to rape your mouth!	„
—Maddox

“	It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?	„
—Fry from Futurama

“	All it takes is one person to stand up and say, Fuck This!	„
—Henry Rollins

“	Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs?	„
—Professor Farnsworth

“	What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I’ve ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.	„
—Billy Madison

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